Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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