have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just gargled with NyQuil
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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