If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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