just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
