Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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