You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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