The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize