Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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