The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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