I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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