Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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