Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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