There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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