The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
