every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
cat food counts as protein by the way
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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