I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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