you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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