no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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