You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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