i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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