is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
porn star boner night. come get it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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