he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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