Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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