Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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