This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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