The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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