if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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