Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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