420 ftw
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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