thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
