If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The ass gains better be worth it
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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