Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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