I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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