love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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