is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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