So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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