Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
and i looked up. we had an audience...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
