Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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