i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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