Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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