just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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