Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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