So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Why is there bacon in the couch?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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