Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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