Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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