There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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