too bad you live with your parents still
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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