he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize