What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
