I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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