dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.