If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.