People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..