I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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