I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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