her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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