Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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