Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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