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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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