quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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